SD v AerospaceEnjoyer 2025 Crim 126

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  • Facts:
    • ∆ pinged the SDBI on two occassions.
    • ∆ contended that it was in response to a user's statement:
      • "you cant literally ban yourself so that why i said 'by leaving'. you can cease the bait im better than that </3"
      • The prosecution argued that such was in response to a joke, was clearly baseless, and needlessly escalated the situation.
    • For the second charge, the accused replied “@SDBI Ticket them I’m offended” to a user saying what amounts to a common puerile “yo mama” joke: “I mean your mom is certainly more”.
  • Issue: Whether he committed da crime.
  • Holding: Yes.
  • Reasoning:
    • SD v. Notcommunist366, Creative, & Acool, 2025 Crim 103, is the only verdict found regarding making a false report at this time.
      • Court finds its reasoning highly relevant and persuasive.
    • Preamble of Art. 22a states that part of its purpose was to stop needless pinging.
    • While perhaps pinging one or a limited number of officers may not constitute a “mass summon”, pinging the SDBI role does indeed summon the entire SDBI en masse.
      • It is settled that the accused mass summoned the SDBI.
    • The mass summonings of the SDBI occurred entirely in situations manifestly without merit, where the context is blatantly nonserious and untethered to any conceivably criminal conduct.
    • Considering ∆'s legal expertise, court found that there was plenty.
  • Judgment: Convicted and sentenced to a mute of 24 hours.